Ben's @ at serendipitouswoodchipper.blog

"Absorb and Deflect.

Who are we and what is it that we do?
We gut-- we disembowel one single current magazine every week or so and fuse its entrails together in theiving alchemy-- ...Who are we? We are snakes in the grass with bullets up our ass....We are a deranged hurricane of wretchedness. We take the backwards and make it more backwards. We can take a shape and make it seem like it's not supposed to be itself. Don't believe us. Don't take our word for it. We are cruel bastards. Really we are just two guys with scissors and gluesticks. You are our friend. We are trying to help you. But we have to help you the only way we can and know how: by holding your head under water until you gasp for what you need-- by getting you out the way you got in-- by fooling you out of being fooled. In other words we have no idea what we are doing -- Ben Gross and Steven Sweet"